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The all-Kevin team is unfairly spectacular, honestly. I think it can take at least half the first-letter teams in the alphabet.

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It doesn't have _as_ much talent as the K's but the J's do pretty well (which makes me feel like we're in men-in-black world)

Jason Kidd

Jerry West

James Harden

Julius Erving

Joel Embiid

With John Stockton, John Havlicek, Jack Sikma off the bench

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It looks good on paper, but once Harden starts feeling slighted and stops playing, it's going to go to shit in a hurry.

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Jul 31, 2023·edited Jul 31, 2023Liked by Chad Orzel

*quickly checks b-r.com again*

When that happens we'll make "big game" James Worthy a starter.

You know who else I forgot about -- Jrue Holiday. It would be a good defensive team, even with Harden.

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Depending on how liberal the nickname rule is, Joker Jokic over Embiid.

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I was a fan of the Sonics in the 90s and remember the battles between him and Payton fondly, but I think Jason Kidd's defense is slightly better, and the starting line-up needed that more than Stockton's passing, but you could certainly go the other way.

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This starts out great, but goes off the rails when you disallow "Lew Alcindor"...

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I'd probably go Sam Perkins over Kerr, but that's a solid team.

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I was going to say Scottie Pippen. Kerr can coach the team.

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*slaps forehead* Of course, Pippen...

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I feel dumb, because I'd been trying to think of who would fit with Nash/Shaq, but I didn't think of Shawn Kemp, despite being a fan of the Sonics in the 90s.

Also Sidney Moncrief would be a nice piece off the bench.

Also Shawn Marion might be even better at the 4 than Kemp (that's close).

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He's great, but I don't think he's better than Kawhi or Kobe. He can come off the bench with Karl Malone.

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The thing that's great about Klay in this kind of exercise is he doesn't need the ball in his hands to provide value. He provides good off-ball offense and spacing, and solid defense (assuming you get pre-injury Klay). Also he'd be the most easygoing guy on the K team by a mile.

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